crab hoe

Jaden Smith : How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real. Take the letters you get : HCMBRIOEAR.
Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.

Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.

I miss my crab hoe. My junk hurts.

by Equipe05 February 8, 2017

crab scratchers

The hands of a person that has to touch things they shouldn't touch.

Hey lady, keep your crab scratchers off of my pen.

by dglarn May 4, 2019

Crab

A ran through bitch that might have an std

“If you gon fuck, hit with a rubber cus that hoe crab”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

Crab

Blood gang members call Crip gang members Crabs due to the color of the blood of the horseshoe crab being brilliant blue.

Crip: sup slob

Blood: sup crab

by Sasquatch loc April 7, 2021

Crab

Somewhat derogatory/condescending name for members of the Royal Air Force (RAF) used mostly by the British Army and Royal Navy who see themselves as both more senior and more up market/classy.

Look at all those crabs in their cheap suits

by UrbaneUrban May 21, 2021

horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016

Crab

If you look close enough you will notice two legs and jeans and two arms with claws on the end and two eyes sticking up and then it will ask for your money.

Friend 1: Dammet dude, I dropped my wallet in the water.
Crab: Ararragagagagahaha arrrgaarrarara wait until plankton sees my new strip club atrggrgggaga.

by mr krabs bank account May 13, 2020