The act of sealing a deal by farting into your hand and shaking with a person who too has farted into their hand.
by Tom Jukes August 24, 2017
Overall a pretty cool guy. The Real Adam is Adam is funny confident, loud, a high achiever, boring and quirky. He’s super friendly and approachable and is often mistaken for a teddy bear dues to his beard. He is also true to himself, creative and kind natured. He is a lad, a quirky legend and an overall good bloke on the whole. Modest, considerate of others and not pushy, but can allow people to push him around. He is your friendly neighbourhood nerd.
by Not The Real Taylosaurus August 30, 2018
When it is that cold your testicle's retract that far into your body it lools like you have three adams apples.
Its three adams out here.
by SM94 December 04, 2020
by taden boarson August 10, 2020
A awkward flamboyant metrosexual male who enjoys creeping on people. Is often seen licking strangers and making them feel that their personal "bubble" has been popped. Has many friends, and enjoys sadistic llamas. Is attracted to a vacant piano like a moth is to a bright light.
Man: Hey whats that horny boy doing to that lamp post?
Friend of M.A.: I... I don't know. You stop asking questions like that when you're friends with Madame Adam.
Friend of M.A.: I... I don't know. You stop asking questions like that when you're friends with Madame Adam.
by LaQuiQuiAndChips June 16, 2011
What can we say about him. He has lots of wives and only knows half of their names. He has an extremely large penis and he knows how to use it ;). All men are jealous of him and want to be him par from the chess community which he struggles to be apart of.
He could although be a massive virgin
He could although be a massive virgin
by Rhoddy February 22, 2020
adam is a pervert man and wants to be spunked on by little children and he loves his salad "mummy whens the salad ready" haha yh man he likes his mum a bit to much,if i could describe how much he likes little kids i would but i can't im sorry, he likes to spunk in his mums scrambled egg and say its thia sweet chilli, his mum had an accident 35 years ago when she met a man called mano boy who was a druggie, mano boy like his weed, he kept his curtains closed cuz the peelers wanted him rlly badly his mum banned from his house cuz i stool his school bag, haha yh man. this was a joke nothing here is serious
by cum sticks September 27, 2019