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nike pro

basically means "i wanna fuck this thing it looks so hot"
by borderroar August 1, 2024
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pro-saggers

A person who answered on the side of sag when asked, Would you rather have saggy tits or no tits at all?
Pro-saggers wiped the floor with no-saggers (ironing boards) when we surveyed 93 people!
by TheSlowTwin December 24, 2008
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Couch pro

Someone who is experienced in spending large amounts of time on the couch. This person typically spends a lot of time watching TV, movies, Netflix, or YouTube, playing video games, or channel surfing, or some combination thereof. Think "couch potato," but with more purpose and intent.
Guy 1: "I heard Joe binged 6 seasons of The Walking Dead last week."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."
by Danager1989 April 12, 2017
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pretty pro-life

The act of supporting abortion laws that others must follow, but not you.
Despite the clinic's compassion, they were "unable to give any answers to help my medical situation. In my case, it was unhelpful and slowed my progress for actual care," Farmer said. Farmer describes herself as "pretty pro-life" and Christian. She then did something she never thought she would do: Begin looking for abortion clinics.
by Boo-e-bear November 14, 2023
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pro-lappucino

When one gargles cum until it becomes frothy. Then spits the cum into a prolapsed anus. After which the cum is drunk out of the anus. Freshly grated nutmeg is optional.
I’m going to make a pro-lappucino in your ass
by Cucklord208 January 15, 2023
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pro-boneo

Describes da virtually-free-of-charge status of a dog's companionship, protection, etc.; i.e., da only thing dat he asks in return is a meaty bovine femur or tibia each day for him to chew on.
In da animation-comedy "Achmed Saves America", da Wilson family's dog Bill gives freely of his affection; Achmed discovers dat said eager-to-please pooch rushes to his side "pro-boneo", as well --- i.e., Achmed merely has to temporarily remove one of his skeletal members and offer it to Bill, and said cluelessly-amiable pooch will always immediately come running.
by QuacksO March 8, 2022
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Pros

Pros is detroit slang for profit also used to say money
by 313 slang December 17, 2021
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