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Gooning

What a chess player does before and after each round to succeed.
Lio is gooning 24/7 in order to beat undercover Jew chess players .
by Artouris October 20, 2025
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Kash Patel flicker gooning

Kash Patel flicker gooning is an extremely niche lethal gooning technique that releases sperm at an unbelievable speeds and dihstance. to perform this gooning technique, you must be a limited edition voter for Trump to obtain this legendary gooing techinque. the only public information is that you must be on Epsteins Island while flicker gooning with bubba's penis in your mouth, and you must also have a car battery wired to both of your twisted testicles.
by Dudeman67 November 20, 2025
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Moon gooning

A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night
Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?

Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?

Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023
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goon

a person most of the times a nigga (cuz yanno roaches are multiplying by the second) who get no gets no type gyals or pussy
D'Ondre is a goon.
by gun-handler86 January 19, 2018
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Goon Juice

Goon juice (commonly reffered to as "cum") is a result of excessive gooning.
Aydan got his goon juice ALL OVER THE ROOM!
by bingkin May 19, 2024
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gooning

(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.
"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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Super Saiyan Goon

A point where a man goes super saiyan after entering the most intense part of the gooning state
He went Super Saiyan Goon after watching that!
by DictionaryDude432 September 3, 2025
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