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Bosnian Flicker Goon

The act of paying a Bosnian homeless man to smash the tip of your penis with a hammer in such a fashion, that you ascend to a level 100 thug, thus entering the astral plain.
Brady was banned from the 1984 Olympics for Bosnian Flicker Gooning at the Men's Bobsled quarter finals.
by SemiJewishJesus November 1, 2024
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Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?
by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024
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moon gooning

gooning at night while a priest blesses your gooning session, making your session blissful and divine
person 1: dude, my moon gooning session last night was so perfect!!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!
by the moon gooning champion December 16, 2023
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Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning

A variation of Bosnian Flicker Gooning where one pays 3 or more Bosnian homeless men to continually smash the tip of your penis with a hammer until the atoms in the tip of your penis demolecularize and the individual atoms get split causing a nuclear fission reaction which then causes a nuclear explosion.
Did you know that the Chernobyl explosion was actually caused because an employee performed Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning.
by NeuralOwl12345 December 4, 2024
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Rot Gooning

When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.
We've gotta get Derek institutionalized, he's been Rot Gooning for four days. This isn't healthy.
by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025
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Gone - Goon phone

It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk
- What are you gonna do with old phone?
- Gotta turn it into Gone - Goon phone one uwu
by Hellsercon March 29, 2025
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Goon

Goon means Ezra Feilbogen
by Ball1234 September 30, 2020
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