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Goon

Goon means Ezra Feilbogen
by Ball1234 September 30, 2020
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the goon method

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
Gooning is an effective way of conserving time, energy, and mind. You will study less, absorb more, and have more time for self-betterment. I present to you the goon method.

person A:"did you hear Kula failed that exam"
person B: "I heard he studied for like 2 days straight for that"
person A: " he clearly hasn't mastered the method the goon"

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
by GoonMethod April 19, 2018
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Moon Gooning

A term invented by TheDooo on YouTube.

A ritual where you go out at night and do some wacky sh*t.
TheDoo: Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight.
by Atoxtor November 29, 2023
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flicker goon

a higher intensity form of gooning developed thousands of years ago by the ancient Romans
Friend A: I can goon for 8 hours straight.
Friend B: Yeah? Well, I can flicker goon for 7 seconds.
by eshack May 24, 2024
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Goon Juice

That sweet, sweet, nectar that comes out of a man's genitals after a mean goon sesh. This viscous liquids most common use is to impregnate a woman, although if your reading this, there's no way you'll ever do that.
Kevin: Just got done with a crazy goon sesh
Gabe: How much goon juice came out?

Dante: Hopefully enough to fill up my ass.
by Th3Intellectual November 22, 2024
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Gooning

Another word for Masturbating. Usually used when someone is fapping.
gooner:i love gooning to amy rose
gooner2:hot
by IConsumeFutanaris February 27, 2023
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Moon Gooning

Taking Peyote with Native American’s at midnight and blowing off Buffalo heads with a shotgun.
Ethan and I are going Moon Gooning with Tribe Leader Stoodis later.
by MikeyOzone November 29, 2023
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