amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022

immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019

Crab

A cunt that runs around and bitches to everyone.
Cunt
Running
Around
Bitching

Dan: "John you can be a crab sometimes!"
John: "How?"
Dan: "I seen you all day yesterday being a crab to joe and billy."

by LiliJames4 April 23, 2016

Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

urban crabs

A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.

Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em

Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.

by Masta-DD May 2, 2008

Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.

Bro, she wouldn't get with me last night until I performed an Alabama Crab Bucket. She wanted to see for herself to make sure everything was cool down there.

by Curtis Claymore May 20, 2025

Crab eyes

When someone sends a picture of their lounge view and protruding big toes are exposed. Typically this is an ocean-view with big toes photo-bombing the picture.

Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments

What a lovely view, save for the crab eyes in the foreground.

by Erkk187 May 21, 2022