The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.
Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*
by Grouthor April 2, 2010
mugGet the Bastard son of an Irish Jew Niggermug.

irish bastard

When you are shagging a red haired girl with a pint of guinness, you chug the whole thing and then pick a fight with her dad, whilst shagging her
Oh i did the irish bastard to this lovely red haired maid. And i can tell you this that her dad cant punch for shit
by MrZzzleeping April 12, 2019
mugGet the irish bastardmug.
someone who squashes sandwiches
girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me
by simple immortality November 11, 2006
mugGet the ball bashing mother fucking bastardmug.
A dumb person who was once fat but is now skinny.
Guy 1: Danm, Billy lost hella weight ova tha summer.

Guy 2: I know tha skinny ass fat gay bastard.
by Regulata May 23, 2010
mugGet the Skinny Ass Fat Gay Bastardmug.
A word that is used to insult someone when you want them to shut the fuck up and bow to your greatness.
John:Fuck you, you bitch tits.
Me:Shut up, you cock sucking bastard fucker!
John:HOLY FUCK BALLS JESUS CRAP!!!!
by TheGuyWhoMakesBabies May 20, 2011
mugGet the Cock Sucking Bastard Fuckermug.
A big hairy fucker who dad was not dare so he talk aboat hus spunk all week
I am aaa A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk
by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020
mugGet the A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunkmug.
Paklinian advisors that have self –indulged titles such as “Visionary” and “Expert” that suggest technology solutions because they are cheap to gullible businesses.
“Marshall left a lethargic legacy as a CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutions in his last position as CTO”
by Ms. Cunning Runt July 19, 2011
mugGet the CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutionmug.

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