sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.

“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”

by Chillycold94 August 08, 2024

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 01, 2023

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves

person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 01, 2023

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.

That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 23, 2024

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.

That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 23, 2024

Tugged on the tail of a snake

Line used from the movie end of watch. It basically means “ you just messed with/pissed off the wrong guy, and he’s gonna make you pay.

You and your homeboy need to power down, cause you just tugged on the tail of a snake, and he’s gonna turn around and bite you back.

by TheBondman007 March 14, 2019

Put your tail between your legs

Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much

Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”

Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”

Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”

by Hdhsusooxd Heha537828/!:!: May 27, 2019