No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"

Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."

by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 04, 2015

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puffy strawberry

Verb/noun: when an indiividual gives another individual a hickey on their nipple. It then becomes red and puffy like a strawberry.

I slept with Brian last night and he gave me a puffy strawberry.

by Big sexxy August 12, 2017

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strawberry rails

The preferred snack of Boat Boy. Is it a cereal, we don’t know but they are delicious

“Aye what goin on, y’all got Strawberry rails here”

by WEEWABBA October 31, 2023

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strawberry couch

a fucking masterpiece. the dream of every cutecore mf like me. 🎀🦴🍮🐾

person 1: omg i want the strawberry couch
person 2: oh so you like cutecore?

by wonie- February 14, 2023

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strawberries and creamed

It's when you are fucking a girl doggy style and right before you cum you reach around and sucker punch her in the mouth and then cum on her busted lips

(Strawberries and creamed)

by Sneedy February 28, 2014

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