Super Straight

'Super Straight' is a term for severely closested homosexuals, typically men. Those who identify as Super Straight also 'offtenly wish to fuck their best friend', said by professior. Hugh Ash in his documentary named. "Straight Men: and why they're a plague to our society". (the documentary is viewable on the TV Channel Grindr). Professor High also stated shit and mpreg kinks are abundantly high those who identify as super straight.

You: what do you identify as?
Me: Oh I identify as Super Straight

You, realizing I have a shit and mpreg kink:...I see

by Raevofdamned March 6, 2021

Super straight

A sexuality which means your attracted to men who have a piss kink.officially the only way you can be super straight is after you have the rainbow kiss.the flag marks as 🟧⬛️

Person one:He y I'm super straight
Person two:oh really so you've had the rainbow kiss?

by Tttyyyiiii March 7, 2021

flamin-the-straight

A person who says they are straight, but there are obvious signs that they are not. Men kissing other men while claiming to be straight.

Pete Wentz, Matt Skiba, and Gerard Way are flamin-the-straight; they all claim to be straight while they kiss other men.

by Josanda February 23, 2009

Super Straight

A sexuality where you only date cisgender people

“Would you date a trans women”
No, Im Super Straight

by Itzclixer March 6, 2021

straight ho

person who has sex any time, any place with anyone.
See ho

She hooked up with him in the toilet at the club. She's got no pride, she's a straight ho.

by dmail February 25, 2011

Super straight

When a man is really ugly, they usually are really cringe and like “dark humour”. They are also usually virgins. I have never seen someone say they are super straight that doesn’t look like they are the product of incest.

“Did you hear that hunter identifies as super straight?”

“Well I’m not really surprised, there is good reason he’s never gotten laid”

by Bunniebby March 7, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight is stupid preference in which a person denies their love for transgender people. The word dumb asses use to object themselves. Or use this try and burn down the LGBTQ community. ♥

Dude 1: Yo! You would date a tranny? your nasty

Dude 2: Nah man, never I'm super straight.

Dude 1: Yeah, only exception is Nikita mmh

Rando: Both of you guys are disgusting and transphobic .

Dude 2: Shut up, we're just Super Straight.

by NationalistCherry March 8, 2021