Straight Doorknob

1. A working oxymoron

you're as gay as a Straight Doorknob
what the fuck? that doesn't make ANY sense.
yes it does, it's a working oxymoron, watch this: Have you ever seen a doorknob that's NOT round and bulbous?
yes... so what?
what angle was it pointing at?
I don't know I didn't fucking measure the damn thing.
Doesn't matter! If it's got an angle to it it ain't straight.

Straight Doorknob by TPaine1979 November 28, 2010

straight gay 

when someone has homo tendencies

t: yo B u are so gay
b: chill man i'm straight
t; yea straight gay

straight gay by SexyOne March 12, 2005

Straight Edge 

Straight Edge means Not doing drugs, Not drinking, Not having casual sex unless in a relationship.

Kids in local music scenes seem to think that they are cool by labeling themselves as Straight Edge, most of them dont know what the fuck there talking about and run all over the place (like thoughs in a gay parade) letting everyone know how cool and Straight Edge they are. These are the kids that need to grow up. You can not drink and not do drugs without having some retarded label. Its simply just another dumb fad that the "scene" kids think is cool.

The people who are really straight edge are people over the age of 19 who dont feel that drugs, drinking and casual sex are a very healthy life choice, these are usually respectable people who do not tattoo "XXX" on themselves or swing there arms and legs in some "dance pit" at a local show to show how HARDCORE and STRAIGHT EDGE they are.

Real straight edgers also dont force there views on people and yell straight edge everytime they see someone with a beer or a joint in there hand.

They also wont call themselves straight edge, they just are they dont need to parade.

band member-"After the show tonight stick around and get drunk"

stupid scene kid-"FUCKING STRAIGHT EDGE!"

drunk fan-"Who the fuck are you? Im gunna kick your ass you stupid scene kid, nobody cares that you dont drink!"

other crowd members- "BITCH!" "THAT KIDS A BITCH"

stupid scene kid- "I dont care what anybody thinks! IM gunna STAY GOLD"

Straight Edge by Jordan, Klondale May 29, 2008

Straight Buttcheeks

Used when referring to something extremely horrible in nature.

Man, that "Evil Bong" movie was straight buttcheeks dude.

Straight Buttcheeks by Little Richards October 30, 2007

Straight Edge 

The way a bunch of punks-gone-hippy justify their lives by denying themselves the things that make them happy.

someone who does drugs to the point that they become stupified, and THEN give them up and say it's a lifestyle choice.

Straight Edge by Matthew James Vincent Mason the homosexual May 13, 2005

Straight high 

the day after u smoke ur self to sleep when u know ur straight but u still feel high but u still feel like ur in the third person

"R U FUCKIN HIGH?!" said ur boss "na! its a straight high" said u in third person

Straight high by Nixin13 November 5, 2004

Straight Thuggin 

The stepchild of the high five, the "straight thuggin" is used by two individuals who both feel that a moment is so crucial, that it must be celebrated with a physical exchange between said individuals. To perform a "straight thuggin" one must have one's arm fully extended, also make sure you wrist is limp. While keeping eye contact with the other party, very gently, with as little effort as possible move your knuckles, which should be dangling towards the ground, against the others knuckles. Its very important that you only move your arm, not your wrist. Otherwise you have failed to complete the "straight thuggin".

Homie 1: Yo thats a sick drawing.
Homie 2: Thanks man
Homie 1: straight thuggin man!
*Both exchange the "straight thuggin"*

Straight Thuggin by Whatplannet September 15, 2014