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Squirrel

Squirrel, n. — a pejorative term used by Scientologists denoting either:
1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) An Independent Scientologist/Freezone Scientologist, Scientology reformist, one who practices Scientology outside the confines and sanction of the authoritarian Church of Scientology

2. (When used by Freezone/Independent Scientologists) Someone who alters the tech (Scientology doctrine) and uses off-beat, harmful, and/or ineffective practices. This was the original definition before David Miscavige changed it. However, due to the lack of resources and authority in the Freezone, as well as 2.0, it's sometimes accurate.

v. 1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) the action of practicing Scientology outside of Church sanction.

2. (When used by Freezoners) the act of editing Scientology beliefs, practices, and tech (the Bridge as it existed when LRH died); going off into off-beat/other practices, embracing harmful/Church-like/irrelevant to the reality of the Freezone policies, going into agreement with ones own misunderstoods of policy/doctrine. Acting like Miscavige. Among adherents of the Freezone, it is debated whether or not the Bridge is something that can be added to as an extension.

Adj. 1 (When used by CoS) Of or relating to Independent Scientologists and/or the Freezone

Adj. 2 (When used by Freezoners) Of or relating to changing the tech, or related to acting like Miscavige
N.1: "Don't go these 'Independent' guys, they're squirrels."

N.2 "David Miscavige is the ultimate Squirrel."

V.1 "When will these Freezone people ever learn not to squirrel?"

V.2 "Golden Age of Tech was when I first started noticing just how much wholesale squirreling was taking place in the Church."

Adj.1 "Why don't you go get your Squirrel meter, Marty!"

Adj.2 "The Introspection Rundown as we know it is squirrel bullshit"
by Théta Incognita August 15, 2020
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Squirrel Cage

The anus, particularly of a man who is the passive partner in anal sex.
"Wow, I can't believe he managed to fit all ten inches of that thing in my squirrel cage!"
by adg3825 April 27, 2021
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Squim

The ejaculate or vagina juice from any animal or human being. Especially when it is real sticky and vicious. Usually has a pungent odor, and you can taste it in the air.
I was doing my girl and got her squim all over me!
by Real Big tasty August 19, 2021
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Squire’s-law

Squire’s-law: The most likely cause of an unsolicited offer is its unintended invitation.
Squire’s-law example: Using a search engine for the worddefinition’, but mistyping and being contacted by a company called ‘deifinition’.
by Googledefs February 11, 2023
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Bloody Squirrel

A drink (usually with alot of alcohol) that is REQUIRED to have a little of EVERYTHING in a particular refrigerator/freezer that is liquid and consumable without fear of killing the consumer.
Wow! Nate blew rainbow chunks after he drank the Bloody Squirrel
by Porky da Pigg December 9, 2008
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Skin Squirrel

1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.
Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.
by Gustavo65 June 2, 2008
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Mexican squirrel

The resort in Cancun was full of Mexican Squirrels.

Damn Mexican squirrel took my burrito!
by six_2midnight November 30, 2011
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