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Spank Bank

The magical bank in a persons head where one can save,deposit or withdraw memorable mental images*,usually with the intention of having an epic wanksterbate over them later.

*i.e: tittys and ass
A: "Yo,check out the mega miniskirt on the coca-cola rep,shes goin in the spankbank"
B: "yea i'll withdraw one later."
A: "Bro that girl over there got some big big tittys"
B: "Yea dude i made a deposit into the spank bank like 8 miniutes ago."
by StringsUp300 April 7, 2008
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Throwing sticks and stones at a skunk

Those damn SPRI kids were out there throwing sticks and stones at a skunk!
by aggfdsgdsn July 31, 2007
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spank pile

An abnormally large puddle of semen produced by the vigorous masterbation of two or more men. Can also be created by a slammin' gang bang (or railroading, bukkake etc.) when all participants unload their product in a predetermined spot (ex. Pool Table, Girls Stomach etc).
Lisa accidently sat in the spank pile on the kitchen counter and remained stuck for several hours.
by Googly Eye December 4, 2004
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monkey spank

A phrase that means sperm, male reproductive cells, jizz.
I hate having monkey spank all over my keyboard after I watch porn.
by mfmc April 6, 2010
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spank and tank

A corruption of Tank and Spank.

tank (n.) - A tank is a character that survives large amounts of damage which fights on the battlefront and enables glass cannon builds to succeed. As a drawback, most tank builds aren't able to deal much damage back to the enemy because all their gear is focused on surviving.

tank (v.) - The process of a player tanking and taking all the damage saving other characters from death.

spank (v.) - The action of dealing loads of damage back to the enemy and thus punishing them.

tanking and spanking (v.) - The process of a tank doing his job but also dealing a considerable amount of damage back to the enemy.
Example 1. Damn monk! You can tank and spank!

Example 2. That dude is tanking and spank! Unbelievable!

Example 3.
Player A: Wow you can spank and tank!
Player B: Get it right. Its tank and spank not spank and tank!
by Ultimater September 13, 2012
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G Skunk

extremely strong brand / strain of hydroponic cannabis. grown locally in birmingham.
i have got some G in this spliff
by papa May 14, 2003
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spank rape

when someone spanks you against your will.
Officer: what is it M'am?
You: i was spank raped!! *sob*
by zee08 December 15, 2008
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