Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.
Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010
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when you gotta get out quick and you grab you flipflops even though youre still wearing socks for example
yo bro imma speed out real quick
aight dawg
by Ayyrex January 5, 2017
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c, or the speed of light, is the speed of which photons travel in a vacuum, A.K.A. the fastest speed in the universe.
To travel at/exceed this speed would result in breaking the fabric of space-time.
c = 299,792,458 meters per second = 671,000,000 miles per hour
The new spaceship, Exr-C2 can travel at 0.6 * c (light-speed), or 60% of the speed of light.
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Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.

Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.

If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.

Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.
by QuickShowerSherrie July 13, 2013
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A person always in a rush to do nothing
Yo don’t fuck wit him yo that nigga a speed trap in the way ass nigga
by Cartair July 18, 2020
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absolute fucking dick, what a ball sack, don’t think anyone likes him and just overall dickface
charlie speed is a right weirdo
by gdonnyboy January 15, 2019
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The greatest esports racing league in the world. Unmatched by any and all others.
Person 1: I'm looking to race online but i need a league with clean drivers and high quality infrastructure.

Person 2: You want COS, there's none better.

Person 1: COS?

Person 2: Contest Of Speed, go check them out www.contestofspeed.com
by x427 February 16, 2021
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