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stinky sand

by thebuster404 March 28, 2024
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Sand

Sand is a delicious snack! you don't even have to cook it or buy it! its crunchy and sweet, all you have to do is go to a national beach and eat the sand like a maniac until they take you to a psychiatric hospital!
Sand is delicious!
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Sand simp

When a arab ask's a girl for feet pics and or ask for a date in exchange for their oil money.
Man Saleems Really a Sand Simp bro. He just asked this chick for some feet pics.
by retard 46.0 May 1, 2020
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sand goober

When you put your foundation on so thick, you look like you came out of the wall
This morning she looked like a sand goober with her 100 pounds of foundation
by Sweetheart September 24, 2007
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Total Sand Nigger Death

Chud 1: "Yo did you see those muslims they shot up a grocery store?"
Chud 2: "The west has fallen, Total Sand Nigger Death now!"
by pbombcrusader8823 November 30, 2023
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Sand

Tiny grands of crushed up rocks that gets in you shoes and food and is an annoyed, irritating and frustrating.

DON’T GO TO THE BEACH!!!!!!!!
Person 1 “Yo this sandwich is disgusting
Person 2 “It’s cause you got sand in it”
by jess_dauria.01 August 12, 2019
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Sand

A very small piece of rock that multiplies when you look at it. If you go anywhere near it, it will overcome you and you will never be able to get it out of anywhere.
"We were only there for a few minutes, how did it get into our ears?"

"Honey, don't look now, but there's something right behind you..."

"Oh no, is that?"

"NO! NO! GOD NO GET IT OFF OF ME!"

"AUGHGHGHGHGHGHGHMGHMMGFFFMFGHMFGH"

"MMMPH"

Legend says, our beach is haunted. No one who's gone in has ever gone out. My grandma and grandpop went one day, and they were never seen again. Our whole family has stayed away from it, but since we own it there has to be routine inspections. I just hope the legend isn't real, because there's an inspection coming up.

Tonight was a good night for chai. It's my favorite drink, and it helps me calm down before bed. Hopefully I won't have a nightmare tonight, because it's my first day of school tomorrow. They always give us so much work on the first day, so I need to get a good night's rest. I finish my chai and flop into bed, exhausted from school preparations. I grab my phone to see if any of my friends have responded about Friday night. I turn it on, only to be left disappointed. No one has responded.
If you guys like this I'll do a part two for sand!
by The queen of England 💀 September 8, 2023
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