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cream puff

a person who stays inside all day when there is a snowstorm outside because their hypocritical house staff says it's too dangerous to go out in the community yet the staff has to come to work in the slop, even though they have other family members that may not work in the education field that have to go to work in it
My roommates are cream puffs. They think that they have to stay at home all day because of a stupid snowstorm. I tell them to be rebels, but they think it's too dangerous to go out there. I have gone out in snowstorms before I moved into my current house, and I returned home alive.
by chad'srockergrrrll April 19, 2011
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puff

A word invented by a stupid company to try and sell some shitty pizza. Only losers and company representatives (often a combination of the two) ever think about saying it. The last kid to try and say it in public died 12 hours later from internal bleeding after he was raped by a power drill.
"Hey, that was heaps puff" - Loser
"Dude, you do realise you will be now raped by a power drill?" - Kid in the know
by AlexW~~ April 17, 2006
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cooch puff

the puffy flap of skin that covers a woman's pelvic bone. It is highly visible on obese women wearing sweatpants or loose fitting bottoms. It has been known to make a woman look as though she has a penis or a small fanny pack in her pants.
"Hey, did you see the cooch puff on that chick, I bet you could lift it up and find critters living in there"
by J to tha Izzo July 16, 2008
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Puff Smileys

People using normal smileys wish they could use puff smileys.
by HT January 13, 2004
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pufferfish

my extremely cute girlfriend, who smokes adorably and looks like a cute little pufferfish.
she smokes like a pufferfish?! lol
by aprils girlfriend June 17, 2009
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puff daddy

by Alicia April 1, 2003
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PUFF

The opposite of MILF. Stands for Pretty Unlikely (Too) Fucking Fat. Generally used by guys cruising the streets but could be used by gals too.
Cruising down the street you see a nice blonde with a pushchair and a big fat chick.

"Nice MILF shame about the PUFF."
by saber sharp March 3, 2009
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