by LowkeyGottaNyash October 18, 2024

by WeAllKin September 9, 2019

locking the fuck in is when you are 120% focused on a task and... FUCKING SCORE A HATTRICK RAAAHHHHHHHHH !!!
by lock the fuck in February 7, 2024

by Pen farmer May 30, 2024

by Spearerboy6000 June 13, 2021

by bloatedblitz May 11, 2025

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.
Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)
Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”
(Dave never returned)
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)
Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”
(Dave never returned)
by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023
