Noah

A guy that you just wanna punch in the face. A real cunt with no heart. They are often gay.

I hate that kid Noah. He tried to make out with me. I was like I'm not a homo

by BOWLINES April 7, 2015

Noah Wallace

Well let me tel you this, if he were to get drunk and get pulled over, he would not pass the drunk test, especially the one where you have to touch you nose!He also likes to watch porn, and one time he was at the store and someone threw a snow ball, and he got pissed, and the old lady he was helping out thought he had DOWN SYDROME!!!! well that noah wallace for ya!!!!!!!!

Noah: She is a hottie

Mark: really,way you say that Noah

Noah: she has nice butt and stuff

Mark: do you think she is looking for "black dick" (Arab Acsent)

Noah: shut up ass hole!!!

by James franks the 3rd February 6, 2005

noah carl

a fool who is almost funny and sounds like a sesame street guy. he often sucks the pink cigar

if elmo was a real person, he would be called noah carl

by fool on the hill May 3, 2005

noah's ark

Jon Voight's huge boat. Mary Steenburgen was the rudder slut

It rained for 40 days and 40 nights but we were snug as a bug in a rug aboard Noah's Ark.

by Jake February 3, 2004

Noah

Is a gay whore with a small dick. He is also bisexual.

O.M.G he is such a Noah

by Rekijekijavik March 21, 2017

Noah

The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet! he’s an absolute flirt and sweet heart and any girl dating him is very lucky... the definition of perfection.

Girl 1- have you seen Noah??

Girl 2- Yess!! he’s so perfect i wish i was dating him!

by aaliyahjen66 January 18, 2018

Noah

A cunt with a fucked up sense of humor. Makes fun of nintendo fans wanting to fucci fucci succi succi mario. He normally dresses like a skateboarder but is really a faggot that likes to give people named Parker hand jobs and wants to eat peoples asses out.

Noah M. is a cunt

by Gucci Belt June 7, 2018