Teacher: today we're doing math
LITTERALLY EVERYONE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Bob: hey teach, math is MENTAL ABUSE TO HUMANS!
LITTERALLY EVERYONE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Bob: hey teach, math is MENTAL ABUSE TO HUMANS!
by LN11 September 1, 2022

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.
Why?
Stop being such a faggot and install it.
Okay chill out munchkin.
Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"
Why?
Stop being such a faggot and install it.
Okay chill out munchkin.
Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"
by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

Math Teacher: What is 1-1
Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!
Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!
by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME March 19, 2024

A very helpful teacher who makes maths videos (for free!) online, catered towards the British curriculum. He always replies to your comments if you don't understand anything. De facto the nation's maths teacher.
"My teachers at school were bad at explaining iterative relations but I watched TL Maths' playlist and understand a lot more now."
by grindnhustle September 24, 2021

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
by carhepsin October 5, 2021

by hitahjosh March 21, 2019
