it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

Georgia Log Ride

The act of having anal-sex when the woman suddenly starts to take a shit.

Man: "I sure do love anal-sex!"

Woman: "Well hang on honey! You're about to go for a Georgia Log Ride!"

by JakeThePinetree January 25, 2017

Smog Log

A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.

I took a fat Smog Log

by JustaStoner January 13, 2020

Cleveland fire log

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.

"First time with the cleveland fire log?"

"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."

by Yesman64 January 21, 2020

log collage middle school

A place that teachers don't care about you give you stuff you don't need and
There is a a lot of girls that want. Some dick

Log collage middle school is a terrible place

by Kidissome January 31, 2020

Ghost Log

When you feel like taking a dump, but then suddenly the urge disappears.

Man.. I just walked to the bathroom, turned out it was just a Ghost Log. I no longer need to shit!

by Lil Barber April 4, 2020

Log jam

When a turd or poop get 'jammed' in the toilet sideways and refuses to get flushed. Like a log jam in a river causing a blockage.

We have a 'Log jam' in the guest toilet. Time to break out the poop knife.

by K lite April 26, 2020