The best couple you'll ever meet. They're such a good couple, other couples come for advice from them. Their sex life is fantastic and so is everything else. He's too big and she's too small but they make it work. They're so funny, and can make you smile any day of the week. They're both talented musically, he drums and she sings. They can do anything they put their minds too as long as they're together.
by KaratGreenstone September 21, 2021

by Mardy_smarty March 9, 2021

Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.
by Dr. Cool with an H December 11, 2021

She’s the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s athletic, and likes to compete. She can change the most stubborn people’s minds. Lauren is beautiful in every aspect, from her Smile and her eyes, to her intelligence and her sense of humor. Being around Lauren will make you a better person, because she’s such an amazing person herself. If you ever get the chance to be around Lauren, don’t take it for granted. You can learn so much from her. Her trust is something you should value greatly, and she is the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet. She makes life so much better. Don’t ever let her go.
by Cantguardgabe37 November 20, 2018

Female born in 1982. Range includes Central-Northern region of North America with rare sitings further east and west. Has been seen with groups of younger members of her species for long periods at a time. Seems to have an affinity for guacamole and trucks.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
1) Lauren Standriff was in my 5th grade science class.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.
by The Driff February 4, 2010

Laurens is the best Boy in the World.
He's the cutest and hottest .
If you're best Friend or Boyfriend is a Laurens never let them go!! He's such a sweetheart!
He's great at listening. He's the best Boy that you can ever have.
He has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at Night. His Smile can light up whole room filled with darkness. And his laugh is contagious and cute.
And his red cheeks is kinda too cute!!
I Love him so much .
He's the cutest and hottest .
If you're best Friend or Boyfriend is a Laurens never let them go!! He's such a sweetheart!
He's great at listening. He's the best Boy that you can ever have.
He has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at Night. His Smile can light up whole room filled with darkness. And his laugh is contagious and cute.
And his red cheeks is kinda too cute!!
I Love him so much .
by Cxrdii May 30, 2020

Lauren, that's all you need to know.
by 315milky November 23, 2021
