mud pole

Decent body, busted face.

Q-How's she look?
A- Ehh... she's a mud pole you should get drunk first.

by jay tayman September 12, 2011

Mud Pup

To have sexual intercourse with a girl. It's when you stick your erected penis into her anal cavity while she is taking a wicked dump; you're penis will normally come out stained brown with her own shit

"Dude, did you get laid with Harmony? "

Kid: "yeah, but my dick came out a mud pup when I did anal with her."
"Damn bro that's pretty gnar"

by AlGoregasm March 04, 2015

Pulling mud

When you jack off a dehydrated guy, and his cum comes out thick.

I was so dehydrated and tired my girl was pulling mud out of me.

by Iwillshootyouintheass April 03, 2022

mud shower

When a girl, during kinky sexual escapades, decides to lay you down, stand over you and let loose a torrent of diarrhea all over your face.

"The sex started great, until she decided to give me a mud shower"

by Laurel Hard-on June 13, 2017

mud tie

Basically, you lay a big steaming poo on someone's chest in the formation of a tie...

harriet: what shall i wear tonight?

edd: how about a mud tie..?

by bumcornonthecob April 12, 2009

Mud muncher.

An African American lesbian.

You ain't getting nothing from that jontavious they be mud munchers. Mud muncher.

by Gunslinger 99. March 07, 2018

Mud butt

Any body who is caught having sex in the woods or near trees. Showing up to work later with mud on both participants boots.

"I saw that Kimberly and Zechariah had mud on their boots."
"I guess they were mud butting."

by Sarcasticahole March 17, 2018