Demented States of America

An overthrown mental hospital that decided they weren’t part of the U.S. anymore and made their own country called “The Demented States of America”. The U.S. army noticed what was going on so they sent a handful of troops to deal with them which led to a civil war started by the gunshot heard ‘round the block. And the D.S.A won thanks to George Washingmachine who later became their first president and wrote the Deceleration of Incontinence.
The Demented States of America is quite possible the dumbest country ever
by SigmaSam2009 February 15, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
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America's Newsroom

is an American news/talk program on Fox News Channel, first airing on February 12, 2007
On March 23, 2009, America's Newsroom launched in high definition and moved to the Studio J, the Election Night 2008 set used by the Fox News Channel.
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America

A place where people get high and smoke weed for fun
“Yo let’s go to America”
Sure dude I wanna get high tonight😝”
by Why\not\🤣 July 25, 2019
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America

Britain’s angsty child who moved out, immediately went into debt, and makes the worst choices occasionally - all while simultaneously being high or drunk or just plain dying (AKA your average college student).
I used to think Australia was wild, but look at America!
by cantamani January 04, 2021
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America

Freedom, Beef, Guns, Eagles, Football, Lil Sebastian. America.
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by Freedom, Guns, Beef. America September 14, 2018
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