Canada's history

The act of wearing moose antlers while drinking maple syrup from the stanley cup and getting fucked in the ass.

Me and my girlfriend made canada's history last night.

by Kirish116 February 4, 2010

guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher

He his a big poo poo buttface 💩💩💩

"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"

by Big Santa May 2, 2024

ain'tient history

Da long-ago period when da common slang-contraction was first used.

My snooty English teacher is constantly correcting us for poor grammar, but I always point out dat slang words date back to ain'tient history.

by QuacksO June 8, 2021

Canada's History

Having sex with a Canadian's ex-wife.

Hey, I just had a lesson in Canada's history in the break room at the Waffle House.

by The Great White North February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Putting it all in there.

"Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of performing Canada's History.

by Gregg Brown February 6, 2010

Canada's History

Enter something lame and boring here

hey do you know anything about canada's history?
no i didnt know they even had one.

by maa107 February 6, 2010

History's Hemorrhoid

History's Hemorrhoid aka Donald Trump

Before Vladimir Putin squeezed his pet turd into the oval office, history's hemorrhoid once crapped his elderly pants while on a golf course.

by phathatcat October 1, 2018