suicidal hair

When hair is feeling depressed and wants to kill itself

My hair is suicidal, it is suicidal hair

by Jeff69420 April 21, 2018

swamp hair

terribly greasy hair; visibly shiny due to grease

Wow you have such swamp hair.

by asdfghjkl_names May 1, 2018

hair notch

The lapel notch located on a Sports or suit coat typically made of camel hair.

The man was wearing a hair notch jacket

by Lily Whips October 9, 2017

Hair Toast

When someone puts too much hairspray in their hair.

Oh man, Did you see that chick with hair toast?

by jujuhoneygirl April 5, 2017

Hair Cottage

Slang for vagina, specifically an unshaven one. Not to be mistaken for a shaven one (see: Bare Cottage).

Tony : hey Frank, how was your date with Suzy yesterday?

Frank: pretty good...
Tony : yeah? Did you get a tour of her hair cottage?

by IGSDann April 21, 2017

hair hop

When yo hair has so much volume you look like an eighties stand up comedian.

That girl is so fine and she got hair hop

by Candle wax May 26, 2017

egg hair

An egg hair is a corse egg strand found in your breakfast plate while eating hashbrowns!

Jenn was very concerned when she found a large egg hair in her breakfast.

by Doctor_dear22 May 29, 2017