Oil goblin

Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.

Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”

by Daddy Oregano August 21, 2021

Goblin

Annie

“What’s a goblin?”
“Umm, Annie”

by CharlesBrig.24 February 14, 2024

Crotch Goblin

Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.

Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?

by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025

Cheddar Goblin

another name for a gold digger

Yeah, I know what you mean, they are a real cheddar goblin... "Nothing's better than cheddar!"

by Melon Ball July 28, 2024

Greg the Goblin

Use to describe a person named Greg as incredibly beautiful especially ones who study accounting.

Man they should call you Greg the Goblin cos you be lookin fine

by Hadespelcher November 22, 2021

Purple Goblin

An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.

Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.

by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016

Vaush-Goblin Fallacy

When someone in an argument argues the semantics of a word/phrase, rather than making a retort against the other person's argument.

Person 1: No lolis aren't children, they're actually young-looking women.
Person 2: Nice Vaush-Goblin Fallacy loser

by goblinski May 8, 2024