forbidden fruit syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs when you only get hit on while in a committed relationship some people will unknowingly be attracted to you only when you are unavailable almost like a 6th sense, hence you being a forbidden fruit

Person 1: “Dude why couldn’t I get hit on like this when I was single?”

Person 2: “forbidden fruit syndrome dude some girls have a 6th sense for it.”

by TSH01 July 28, 2023

Mixed Fruit Bowl

More offensive than simply mooning someone, when a male places his genitalia behind his legs, keeps his legs together, and bends over to display ass, scrotum, and penis below.

Oh he thinks he can get away with mooning me? I'm gonna' give him the ol' mixed fruit bowl.

by Purple Jon December 20, 2010

fried fruit loops

the act of aggressively fingering a woman until her vagina is over heated and hot. than pour heated oil into it and let it warm up. Then place and let the fruit loops fry. The cum you produce will act as the milk and you two can eat out of her pussy like a bowl and enjoy some cereal together!

example: me and Chad shared a nice meal of “fried fruit loops” it was so yummy!!

by chadparson666 October 19, 2023

lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.

As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022

Barbecue sauce fruit

A rare fruit only found in small parts of Wyoming which is also used to create barbecue sauce

Friend: your crouch is falling

Me: barbecue sauce fruit

Friend: walrus gumble

by Cregthehat June 30, 2021

freckled fruit cup

A straight man who acts as if they are gay, and offers to take cumshots from his close friends

You see that freckled fruit cup over there?

Yeah
I'm pretty sure he finally got a his cumshot

by FreckledFruitCup September 7, 2017

freshly ripe fruit

A male who recently embraced his suppressed homosexuality. This often leads him to over express his newly embraced sexuality. The results often conclude in: searching out other gay men through any venue whether it be an actual location or myspace, facebook, or any other social networking site. This often leads to promiscuous behavior. Further, a freshly ripe fruit must conscript a close female friend (see fag hag) soon after adopting the gay lifestyle. The freshly ripe fruit stage of a gay mans maturing process usually last six months to a year.

Oh hey, what happened to Johnny. Oh he's freshly ripe fruit. He doesn't dress in anything but rainbows with a locket with a picture of his boo of the week around his neck. I hope he turns that flame down someday or he'll burn a house down!

by Paul Lzto April 15, 2008