carson brown from dsst

Carson brown from dsst gets to many bitches!!!!!!
He is the most loyal boy friend!!!!
carson has a masive shlong

and has a thing for guys.

especialy guys named logan

-cailtin pls tale him back sempi uwu

carson brown from dsst, save some bitches for the rest of us!

by carson_likes_men March 24, 2022

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number 3 from the numberjacks

The hottest number from the numberjacks, the real legends even had the toy.

person a: do you like anyone
person b: nah, i've been simping over number 3 from the numberjacks

by Comander Erwin December 21, 2020

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slip and bleed from the anus

the fun childhood game of Slip and Slide where you put a piece of yellow plastic on the front lawn, covered it with water, run and slide accross it. However, Slip and Bleed From the Anus is the same game, but dad forgot to check for rocks beofre he set it down.

"...this game would have been much more fun if dad had remembered to check for rocks before he set it down. Slip and Bleed From the Anus they should have called this game!"

by Taners April 22, 2006

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team from up north

What Ohio State Buckeye fans and alumni call the Michigan Wolverines of Michigan University. It is considered blasphemous to say "Michigan" in Buckeye country.

Ohio State will thump that team from up north this year.

by Octoparrot November 12, 2004

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sip from the furry cup

Oral sex on a female.

"Hey man, you think Becky's ever sipped from the furry cup?"

"I sipped from the furry cup last night, and now I think i have herpes."

"I don't sip from the furry cup cause she got some pretty serious femmine odor."

by swat90 September 4, 2014

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