Five Gun Salute

A group sex act wherein several males ejaculate on a recently-deceased human corpse.
Janelle was a wonderful lady and she was taken from us far too soon. We should honor her memory by giving her a five gun salute.
by BobbyBobby January 09, 2012
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civil high five

Have breakup sex to end the relationship on a good note
Lets just have a civil high five and be done with it
by Irunredlights November 17, 2015
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Five-Tool Player

The act of taking a penis in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the anus all at the same time with the intention of pleasing them all simultaneously.
Your Mom pleasured the entire starting lineup of the Golden State Warriors last night by taking the center in her mouth, the power forward in her vagina, the point guard in her anus, and each of the two shooting guards in her hands. She is a total five-tool player!
by McLovin1969 November 07, 2019
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Five nights of smith

Going out and drinking hard for many consecutive nights, such as one would do over a wedding weekend or Mardi Gras.
"Why are you going home, it's only midnight?"
"It's been five nights of smith for me, I'm tired."

"Exams are over, I'm going out for five nights of smith!"

"You look bad, it looks like you've had five nights of smith."
by nolajohn May 18, 2009
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Five Fucking Hours!

Noun; A period of time while you are high on any substance because time goes amazingly slow.
Person 1: Hey mannn, what time is it?
Person 2: 10:00.
*silence*
Person 1: Dudeee, what time is it now?
Person 2: It's still 10:00.
Person 1: ITS BEEN 10:00 FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!
by FiveFuckinHours July 22, 2009
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High Five-jacking

High Five-jacking refers to the act of hijacking someone's high five. This happens when two people are about to high five, but a third person raise his/her hand and gives one of them a high five before the initial one is performed, thereby hijacking it.

The action is also quite similar to a high five leech.
Kris: I'm so stoked now, Hennick! Give me a high five!
Hennick: YEAAAAAH!!!
Magnus raises his hand faster than light and gives Kris a high five while Kris is trying to high five Hennick (the High Five-jacking).
Kris: S**t, we were high five-jacked!

Hennick: That was AWESOME!!!
Kris: Yeah, I'm even more stoked now!
by Offpiste-M December 27, 2009
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five year plan

When a college student decides to stay in college for longer than four years.
Gerry: Why weren't you in class this afternoon?
Chase: I'm on the five year plan.
Justin: I was on that plan once.
by bangalangadingdong April 18, 2007
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