hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

by Fulgar April 8, 2017

ice fisting

Proceeding to stick a hand in a bucket of ice, then fisting it in any hole

Man Aydens booty is leaking from last nights ice fisting.

by Funduntard March 5, 2020

mummy fisting

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.

Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Brovine Bro Fist

The act of several bros cumming on one bros hand and then he clenches into a fist and artificially inseminates a woman.

Me and my bros all got together and brovine bro fisted my wife last night.

by Traelor Glitterstorm June 20, 2024

Fisting the fucking room

The act of Luca the Astrocunt fisting the room so hard he misses the hole and rugs the entire room and kills the vibe .

Joe Momma was working the room until someone started fisting the fucking room.

by JUST A LTA CUNT January 17, 2022

Stumble Fisted

Out drinking, a little past a legal limit, stumbling with two drinks, one in each hand.

I was out with My girl the other night and she had so many people buying her drinks she was Stumble Fisted.

by Red & Kiki February 20, 2012

chinese fist bump

The Chinese Fist Bump is a sex act, whereupon two men comradely bump fists through pelvic tissue whilst double-penetrating a maiden.

Lei Weng and I got our hands stuck in a geisha last night at the dojo after doing some Chinese Fist Bumps!

by liam. May 13, 2022