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Favorite Fishing T 

The t-shirt used to wipe off your face after a long cunnilingus session, usually taken off and forgotten about for a few days then found on floor and put back on now smelling like YOUR FAVORITE FISHING T!
She asked if I was actually wearing my FAVORITE FISHING T from the other day?

Your mom says it reminds her of us, when I wear my FAVORITE FISHING T!
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Professional Fishing 

If a girl, or group of girls, comment on how they've been "professional fishing", it means they've been masturbating.
"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.

Tip fishing 

The act of ingratiating oneself with someone who has recently come into money or fortune in the hopes of receiving a portion of it. This often involves feigning friendship or displaying exaggerated kindness towards the individual who has obtained the wealth, with the ulterior motive of benefiting financially from the association. Similar to "gold digging," but specifically targeting recent windfalls or successful endeavors.
Berkay: Yoooo dom i love you bro I heard about that fortune 500 company you ransomed btw my moms nudes got leaked my rollbit username is berkayy

Me: Bro, stop tip fishing
Tip fishing by Mehmet1976 April 14, 2024

Going fishing with a spoon 

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN
Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

Photo Fishing 

The act of being in an engaging conversation and then immediately stopping to search your phone for a specific photo or video, either successfully or unsuccessfully, often times leading to a change of topic or the end of the conversation.
We were reminiscing about our time to Spain when we began sharing stories about drinking wine in La Rioja, then I killed the convo by unsuccessfully photo fishing for an embarrassing photo of us on the Camino.
Photo Fishing by TKMountain April 25, 2024

Star Fishing Lesbian 

When there are two lesbians going to have sex, the hotter lesbian does nothing but “starfish” and the ugly lesbian has to put in all the work.
Anita and I got down with the nasty, but she’s nothing but a Star Fishing Lesbian.

She looks like a Star Fishing Lesbian

twin fishing 

when a person hooks up with a twin in hopes to get the other one, either as a threesome or on their own.
"Bro, no question Tea was playing the field with both Yugi and Atem "
"Ur so right dang she was twin fishing. "
twin fishing by 0ceurs May 25, 2024