dry fruit loop

A fruity person that can't be a hoe/ gets no bitches

Your just mad that I get bitches and you're a dry fruit loop

by 8footbunch May 21, 2022

the whole fruit basket

A way to describe someone who goes beyond fruity, doing something that is extremely gay, but still not enough to be g a y

John: Yea, I'd clap your cheeks for 100 dollars

Edgar: You've gone beyond fruity - You're the whole fruit basket

by Swatches December 7, 2021

Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)

I play human fruit Ninja all the time

by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022

lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.

As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022

Pat my fruit

When a women wants someone to finger them and/or "pat" (play with) their clit

"Girl I was sooooo horny I straight up told liam to pat my fruit in public and I loved it!"

by Uberhorny69 March 4, 2022

Barbecue sauce fruit

A rare fruit only found in small parts of Wyoming which is also used to create barbecue sauce

Friend: your crouch is falling

Me: barbecue sauce fruit

Friend: walrus gumble

by Cregthehat June 30, 2021

freshly ripe fruit

A male who recently embraced his suppressed homosexuality. This often leads him to over express his newly embraced sexuality. The results often conclude in: searching out other gay men through any venue whether it be an actual location or myspace, facebook, or any other social networking site. This often leads to promiscuous behavior. Further, a freshly ripe fruit must conscript a close female friend (see fag hag) soon after adopting the gay lifestyle. The freshly ripe fruit stage of a gay mans maturing process usually last six months to a year.

Oh hey, what happened to Johnny. Oh he's freshly ripe fruit. He doesn't dress in anything but rainbows with a locket with a picture of his boo of the week around his neck. I hope he turns that flame down someday or he'll burn a house down!

by Paul Lzto April 15, 2008