ED

The reason why Joe can't cum.

Joe would cum out to Boston with the bois but he just got diagnosed with ED. Go BROOINS!!

by Dollarbill0831 August 17, 2017

Zutt-ed

Used online often as a mocking or insulting way to describe someone being HUMILIATED, DOMINATED, or Banged by a group, usually in a debate, comment section, or public argument.

“Bro got Zutt-ed so hard in that livestream he deleted his channel.”

“He got totally Zutt-ed in that debate.”

by Chauwa October 9, 2025

ed ward

Where a grown man goes when they had a total meltdown, and the state puts them on psych hold for a while.

bro 1 says:

"Hey man, we heard he didn't make it to the bar last february.."

bro 2 says:

"Yeah, he took a cold bath in the lake and traded his phone for a ride to the Ed Ward. The meltdown is all over social media."

by coldmeltdown March 5, 2025

Ed Waggles

Another word for bud, weed, ganja, marijuana,cannabis.

Let's go smoke the Ed Waggles.

by dwarfer boy August 16, 2008

Arkady Babchenko-ed

The act of faking your own death, and coming back from the dead less than 24 hours later due to some circumstances that need to be handled.

Bro, Stacy ditched an exam but then Kira's party was that same night so she Arkady Babchenko-ed it.

Dude, I might need to Arkady Babchenko this weekend...I need to do go to the dentist, then meet that brat Krista.

by Anna Winchester June 11, 2018

Ed

Ed is simultaneously smart and stupid, and that makes him awesome to be around. He’s the one you turn to for homework while also the one you perform (possibly drunk) shenanigans with. His laugh is contagious and frequent, making any amusing scenario that much better. Spend as much time as you can with Ed.

If you get drunk before an exam but somehow still ace it, you’re an Ed.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Ed Pearson

Something only palatable under the most dire circumstances

I’m so hungry I could eat Ed Pearson

by Bifbob7 June 5, 2025