draco malfoy

harry potter's bitch

random person: oh, who's that?
me: that's harry potter's bitch, name is draco, draco malfoy

by satan's friend August 31, 2017

High School Mind Drainer

An extremely popular song, movie, book, t.v. show, band etc. that is really bad (not to be confused with a cult classic)

High School Musical is cute as a Disney Channel Original Movie, but the fact that it has become so popular not just among small children but High Schoolers and adults to the point of the rights being for rent as a live show has made it a <i>High School Mind Drainer</i>

by eebnupasplee November 29, 2006

Does the carpet match the drapes

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH

by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010

drainpipes

A style of trousers that became very popular in the late-70s early European punk movement. Current popularity amongst emo teens aside, drainpipes were, originally, the anti-bellbottoms, worn by The Ramones, The Clash, The Prunes, The Stooges (when Iggs could be persuaded to wear clothing at all!), and other bands that mattered. To say drainpipes are fitted pants worn by radio-friendly emos is like saying Good Charlotte is punk. Or Gwen Stefani is glam. Or My Chemical Romance is rock. It's a f***ing sin, and anyone who perpetrates this crime against intelligence should be ashamed. Plus lined up and shot and burried in an unmarked grave.

"When punk hit Ireland, Gav was one of the first to sport drainpipes."

"I found him very intimidating, because I was still wearing my broke flares like a common poof."

by FintanF November 10, 2008

House Dragon

a fiercely unpleasant woman who is mentally disordered and exhibiting insanity, who has lived or resided in your home long enough to suck your soul dry.

The house dragon has turned her lawyer loose on me again.

by Todd Zuid August 2, 2006

the angry dragon

when a man is getting head from his bitch. then once he blows his load in her mouth he hits the back of her head and it blows out of her nose.

"jonny pulled off the angry dragon on little jenny when she was done giving him head. she had his load coming out of his nose, and a bruise on her head."

by andreaeaea July 11, 2006

mad dragon

When getting blown, slam face before climax so it will blow out her nose. she will be so mad that she'll turn red like a mad dragon.

i did this to my girlfriend on i found out she was cheating on me and she thought i didn't know. she felt the same anger i felt, like a mad dragon.

by Bryan conn August 24, 2006