Douchebag

1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. An insult given to a person who is being douche like.

Stacey and Lauren shared a loving relationship, however Laurens pet name to Stacey was Brown Bear and Stacey's to Lauren was douchebag. The reason for this was that Lauren was having unprotected sex and not very hygienic in concern with the vagina, thus Lauren was a acting like a douchebag!

by Christopher Turk April 20, 2008

douschefag

A complete jackass to just about everybody he doesn't like. Basically a douschebag but a lot worse, with less/no friends. Has nothing to do with being gay, but lack of friends makes him sexuality confused.

Drew: Yo...Nick just took my last J...I think he lit up by himself...

Chris: Wow, what a douschefag...

by 0gi3 February 23, 2009

douchebagit

To do something really douchey like standing someone up or dogging on a friend!

I have a date tonight and I'm suppose to meet her at the restaurant. Although I think I'll douchebagit and go out with this other hot girl I met at the drug store!

by Dilster August 25, 2009

douchebag

Literal translation: A bag of women's pee.

Urban meaning: A person that acts like an asshole or bitch and treat another person like shit.

You are such a douchebag!

by Farrah_91 July 13, 2009

Douchebaggery

The way one determines how much of a douche bag someone is, or how similarly they act to a douche bag.

The way she is.

Casey's consistent douchebaggery continues to astonish everyone around her. Today she tried commenting on an action of one of her peers by calling what he did, "douchebagism". Righteous Douchebaggery.

by BJWAN September 29, 2009

Douchebaggery

1) The act of doing the same thing a douchebag would do.

2) A social crime resulting in namecalling and future abuse towards the douchebag.

Jeff says a joke that isn't funny and causes everybody to stop liking him.
After calling said douchebag a douchebag, refer to the previous act as douchebaggery, so the douchebag knows and never ever forgets that they're a douchebag.

by Van of the Dam October 20, 2009

Douchebaggery

The doing or performing of shinanigans. Usually done with friends to other friends. (Verb)

guy knocks friends hat off.
Friend: Dude, why must you perform this douchebaggery

Freind 1: should we perform douchebaggery at lunch today?
Friend 2: lets &%*#^@! do it!!!

by Tico Mann October 30, 2009