Immaculate deception

Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.

"Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right?" immaculate deception

by Walter eagle December 18, 2010

December 13

Its national kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day.

Bf kisses girl
Gf: what's that for
Bf: its december 13

by Squeshman December 7, 2019

Deception

Deception is a form of bribery fruad and blackmail

When Ben says deception he also means bribery...

by Benii Bra August 23, 2018

December 12

Talk or hug your crush day. If you want your crush to like you go shoot your shot!

Person: *hugs crush*
Crush: “What was that for!?”
Person: “It’s December 12!”

Crush: *runs*

by Helloilikeurbandictionary December 10, 2019

Stealing December

A amazing band, who is great live, with amazing songs!
Some songs being:
Story
Scene (Not Heard)
I'm Sorry
For the Last Time
Knocked Out Loser ect.

Guy 1: "Hey, guess what!?"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "By snotty glue and duck tape dreams"
Guy 2: "That is a good lyric! Stealing December ROCKS"

by just a person_again March 14, 2009

2 December

Depression Day

On December 2nd people from all around the earth mysteriously become depressed

People born on this day are known for being really sad but also really kind

"Dude I feel so depressed today"
"Oh yea it’s 2 December !"

by Raven_Pog March 14, 2021

Magog's Deception

1(n) Nanaimo metal group featuring the drumming of Magog
2(v) The act of Magog decieving people into believing that he isn't a dwarf when in fact he clearly is.
3(n) A bunch of crap

Magog's Deception failed in deceiving everyone.

by Kerington Industries October 16, 2005