He is a magnet to my iron heart. He had to of thrown a love dart at my heart. He thinks my rhymes are star worthy. He is smart, and listens when I feel like I am in the dark. No need for a spark, Dan is a flame that can never be tamed. I think I get it, he loves me just the same. Even though we all know I can be a pain. He is the most beautiful, giving, asshole (not in a bad way), interesting, mysterious, man with some horns and Halo I have ever met. Step away bitches he is mine, and if you don't listen I would be fine with punching you in the face. Even if you're prego Stephanie....hint hint. Just joking, but for fucking real.
by Headondan69 September 9, 2019
Get the DANmug. by gtrgrerwtyweyet March 17, 2022
Get the dan sohnmug. A Romanian cave-dwelling troglodyte. Spends an inordinate amount of time preparing an assortment of phallic dishes of strange mystery meats. Favorite hobbies include taking other peoples' inventories, chore-monitoring and stranglebating to midget porn.
Man, everytime I need something from the kitchen, there is a Dan in there doing a bunch of weird shit.
by Pancho Villa69 October 1, 2023
Get the Danmug. A memedealer dan is when your ordinary memedealer has become so good at making memes that they evolve into a dan, becoming a memedealer dan- also known as the finest memelord in the world. @memedealer.dan
by levi dude January 5, 2019
Get the memedealer danmug. by DeCoYxquicks September 13, 2022
Get the Danmug. A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks
he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality
he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality
he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.
Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.
Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
by LordWeathermort December 14, 2024
Get the Dan Schneidermug. by PhantomOfZeOpera November 10, 2021
Get the Dan lenomug.