cookie boner

when ur pp looks long but its as soft as a cookie out of the oven

my dads pp was a cookie boner

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Cookie Buddy

A person with whom one shares something enjoyable, especially if it is more enjoyable with two people.

This chocolate chip thing has got to be 6 inches across. Would you like to share it with me and be my cookie buddy?

by WheelOfEarth June 30, 2017

Ass cookies

An adjective used to describe cookies that taste like ass 🍑

Those are some ass cookies
These cookies taste like ass

by Hairyfannyellen June 13, 2019

Piutcin Cookie

A cookie which has liquified Cocaine and Ketamine injected inside of it, and on some occasions, also with Heroine. The cookie would resemble a chocolate chip cookie, but instead of the chocolate being chocolate, it would be balls of pure Marijuana with brown food coloring.

Hey, Don, want a piutcin cookie, I’ll give it to you for 20% off if you buy it right now.

by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019

need a cookie

Another way of saying I don’t give a fuck

“Haha jake I beat you”
Jake: need a cookie?

by Xrjdy hv dt April 21, 2022

cookie cave

A hidden vault for storing stolen cookies

Can often be associated with skirts or cookie cave

by The-Friendly-Enderman October 31, 2013

Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.

"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"

by T_PAIN December 18, 2009