cancer does not kill

kancer is an illusion and does not kill people

I don't have Kansa, i have cancer, because cancer does not kill.

by RANGOMAN August 18, 2019

canary check

Taken from the times miners had a Canary down in the mine shafts to detect deadly gasses, this is a check of a toilet after destroying it with your bodily waste to make sure it's clear.

"I'm just gonna use the loo."
"Hang on. I was in there. Let me give it a Canary Check."

by Sir_Rutto September 10, 2019

Cancer botherer

(N) person who comes around to have tea/coffee with cancer patient and leaves all the dirty dishes and rubbish for the spouse to clean up.

I see a cancer botherer has been here.

by Iainism October 1, 2019

cancer artist

In music streaming apps: A music artist that when a song of theirs is liked begins to take over and corrupt a station you’ve spent years carefully grooming. Eventually this leads to having to delete the station as it has become a meaningless lump.

I’m sorry Josh I had to delete my QOTSA station after liking, ‘The Pretender’. Apparently the Foo Fighters are a cancer artist. All I get is one Foo Fighters song after another.

by IguessIcould October 10, 2019

Candar

Izjen woeshoem who is laughing to much

When someone is laughing to much they call it a candar

by Kubiiii October 29, 2019

cancer

Jake Paul

person 1: dont be a cancer" person 2: "whats a cancer?" person 1: "Jake Paul"

by springboi #uno November 4, 2019

cacaruiche

when someone took a fat shit in the toilet

my friend didn’t came to class late i think he had cacaruiche

by cat best friend October 24, 2019