The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

Button

Give up talking.

"Alright, I'll button up. What would you like to talk about instead?"

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

Nigerian Belly Button Peircing

An act performed by ONLY by level 72+ Nigerian gooners in which a big Nigerian man rubs his penis inside someone's belly button for 3-10 hours before ejaculating so suddenly and quickly that cum shoots through Their belly button that it peirces it. Than the Nigerian man sticks"Hey Bob you wanna go munting tommorow?"-Larry "No I have a Nigerian Belly Button peircing scheduled a ring in it. This is a very prophetable job and will also leave you with many life long friends.

"Hey Bob do you wanna go munting tomorrow?" -Larry "No I cant, I have a Nigerian Belly Button Peircing scheduled.-Bob

by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 22, 2024

Button hole

The first hole of many holes

Jimmy was the*button hole* of assholes

by toligittoquit November 12, 2019

button smuggler

Refers to a man in tight speedo-like swim trunks where the head of the penis is small and showing in front resembling a button.

When his trunks got wet his tiny penis was revealed front and center. He called him a button smuggler.

by SuperXY January 1, 2014

booby buttons

The female nipple. A fun button placed perfectly in the middle of a females breast, also known as a booby button. Fun to play with and eat

damn did you hear samantha let me play with her booby buttons last night

by NippleFlicker24 February 28, 2018

full button

someone who is both full of themselves and as cute as a button, so one cannot resist them.

I REALLY want to make out with the full button over there, but he probably only kisses himself...

by daJESSter983 July 7, 2009