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To batman

To unalive one's parents
"When I was 6 my parents gave me a Paladone Pinkie Pie"
"I shall go back in time to batman them"
by BleakEntity_29A August 19, 2023
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Payton Battin

A person that has a GYATTTT

A person that has natural beauty she needs no make up to look pretty.

A person that’s with a guy named Pablo 🤷🏾 ♂️

They are probably the prettiest person in your school
Payton Battin hads the biggest Gyat you will ever see.
by TheBlackManTheyAllKnow October 22, 2023
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Payton Battin

A person with a GYATT

Someone that has natural beauty needs no makeup to look pretty
They like white blonde dudes for some reason

They are slow asf too like hella slow
Payton Battin is great at dance with a big booty.
by TheBlackManTheyAllKnow October 22, 2023
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menstru-bating

That noise? That's my roommate, her boyfriend is gone. She's super horny and on her period. She's probably menstru-bating in their.
by Daniard January 8, 2024
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The Batman

During doggystyle, make a circle with your index and thumb, put your hands in reverse with the circle over your eyes and rest of the hands resting on your face, like a Batman mask.
Continue pounding in silence unless she turns back. If she does, just tell her "I'm Batman".
- Shit man, I did The Batman to her last night ?
- The What ?
- (proceeds to explain)
- Hell yeah bro, I gotta try it.
by __batmann__ January 27, 2024
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r/BatmanArkham

The subreddit for the popular Arkham game series from the early 2010s... or at least it was.

Due to a seven year drought of content, the patrons of the sub lost their minds. Due to this, they began making tons of obscure memes and shitposts, spreading to other subs before devolving into more chaos. The most well-known joke of the subreddit is to question if someone is stupid (is he/she/they/you/I stupid?)

Along with this, the patrons have created a series of Batman characters with shortened and/or corrupted names, the most popular of which is Man, (Usually portrayed to be a picture of Batman (Micheal Keaton) from "The Flash (2023)" with his bat ears photoshopped off), and Jonkler (Mark Hamil's Joker from the games. Also referred to as Jinkler and Jerker). Along with this is Arkham Asylum, which is usually referred to as "Ham Alsume/Aslume."

Along with these is other content and jokes, such as:

asking for various fictional characters, fanart, and shitposts to be named/renamed
Asking if there is a lore reason for various things (sometimes not related to the games)
Various other shitposts

Among the sea of memes, of course, there are some non-laughing matters, such as actual questions/posts about the Arkham franchise or posts mourning the recent deaths of actors Kevin Conroy and Arleen Sorkin (which are treated with the utmost respect)
In the scenario here, Carolyn is an "aslume inmate" (r/BatmanArkham member), and has gone insane. Here she is with her boyfriend, a normal person.

Carolyn, dressed in a costume of Harley Quinn from "Batman: The Animated Series": Is there a lore reason why Man and Jonkler have not had passionate gay sex yet? Are they stupid?
Boyfriend: ...what?
Carolyn: *Uses her blood, urine, and feces to draw a picture of Killer Croc.* Just made this new character. What the FUCK should I name it?
Boyfriend: I'm leaving you, Carolyn.
Carolyn: Is there a lore reason you're leaving me? Are you stupid?
by PonianYoutube November 13, 2023
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Goose Batting

A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it
Yo Jason, I had the best fucking time going goose batting. It’s the most fun way to hunt geese.
by Goose Hunter November 22, 2023
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