apple jew

A person who loves the fruits life gives them, no matter how rotten or perfect.

A person who loves apple sauce Jews.

Fred, you're such an apple Jew.

Apple Jew? How fruity.

by Carlton Sinner February 18, 2019

ally apple

A damn brick to the head!

When involved in a fight, If you ain't careful, you just might get a ally apple.

by Plah250 October 3, 2018

Soft Apple

A bruised face or body from being slapped or beaten for pleasure, usually done by a sadist for their masochist partner in a BDSM scene.

Instead of a hickey, he gave me a soft apple, and now all my friends think I'm in an abusive relationship.

by Jacques0AY October 5, 2018

Apple fridder

A delicious treat.

I would really like an apple fridder.

by I seriously don't know May 30, 2018

Throwing apples

When you accuse someone of doing something without having any form of evidence at all.

"You took my money!"
"No I did not, you're just throwing apples!"

by TinyBluDragon April 27, 2018

Snazzy apples

apples with snazziness
similar to unicorn poop but snazzier
you should eat some snazzy apples

I bought some SNAZZY APPLES today!! They taste SO GOOD!! I'm feeling so much snazzier now that I've eaten a snazzy apple!

by snazzyapples June 10, 2018

APPLE THE DOG

A dog that is fat and cute af. She a apple because dat her name. She always makers you happy even if ur down. She can always make ur day with the stupid things she does.

YO LOOK AT DAT APPLE THE DOG OVER DERE SHE FAT BUT ALSO CUTE.

by Bandgoofball July 7, 2019