Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

When someone says something blatnetly obvious.

“I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

by Dankshitdotcom December 26, 2017

well smeller

One who smells muddy waters

The well smeller came over and said the water was shitty!

by Benny ha August 11, 2023

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

by Astertious June 08, 2024

Jervone wells

A very well known motorcycle rider/ street racer. Usually in the New York, New Jersey area. Known as 'Majin Buu' on the streets. This man is a very respectful, knowledgeable , and determined individual.

His name is jervone wells

by The citizens November 28, 2021

well bless your little heart

To tell someone thank you very much for pointing out their own mistake.

Person A: "You've got some toilet paper stuck on your shoe".
Person B: "Well bless your little heart".

by FinnishSuperman May 10, 2011

water-well bitch?

A beautiful woman that sits belly up to the bar orders a glass of water and or well drinks and expects the next round to be on you.

Who do you think I am a millionaire. Your drinking Water-WELL BITCH?

by eve1 June 25, 2024

Well That's Fantastic

Used as an ironic reference to the fact that it abbreviates as WTF. Said whenever someone gives you useless information about their life that you don't know how to respond to

Random Acquaintance: I bought this cheeseboard from Waitrose and it doesn't even have Wensleydale!
You: Well That's Fantastic (read: I do not care one bit)

by rottingxoxox February 15, 2024