Julia the @breathinlvxs on twitter

The most amazing fanpage on stan twitter, really REALLY wants a Nintendo, loves Lando and f1. She's drop dead gorgeous and she's super funny.
I BELIEVE IN BREATHINLVXS SUPREMACY

Julia the @breathinlvxs on Twitter is the most amazing person ever. Amen

by Katja8 October 28, 2020

Twitter

The Hell hole of the internet. Where people can get canceled over the stupidest thing or over actual illegal activities when the cops should be involved and not people who argue over a post from 10 years ago.

Person 1: hey man do you have Twitter

Person 2: i did but then someone doxxed me for not agreeing with them (don’t dox people it’s not cool and can risk multiple people’s safety)

by SululuScrabble June 17, 2022

Twitter cowboy

has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, and tweets about how he wants to treat a girl right but fucks over any girl he’s ever been with.

Johnathan Fleming is a twitter cowboy

by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017

Twittered

The art of explaining long paragraphs by a short sentence in emails or during conversation.

Joe often gets twittered at work by his boss.

by Ritz Bet August 19, 2017

Twitter Tourettes

Twitter Tourettes or (Twitter Thumbing) is the urges for over-using of AAVE, popular slang and hand movements that it becomes a "personality" one picked up from Tiktok and especially Twitter- Those phrases that are texted, they tend to act it out in real life and it seems forced.

Girl 1: OMG YES QUEEN, PERIODT POOH *does Debby Ryan hair behind ear movement 9 times* chileee! *points*

Girl 2: ...Girl are you okay?

Girl 1: No and what about it???? *does the face*

Girl 2: oh, You must have Twitter Tourettes, my bad.

by Up shut March 11, 2021

Twitter

T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Xitter (Pronounced Shitter) is probably in my experience as well as many others the most godforsakenly retarded website on this already fucked up earth, it is not only filled to the brim with porn flooding your homepage, but spoiled, overpriveledged, whiny assholes that didn't get loved enough by their parents so they become chronically online and spew absurd shit to cope. if you're a xitter user do yourself a favour for you and for brainhealth and delete your account, i myself in fact.. used to be a xitter user, i wanted to find content relevant to my interests so i clicked my homefeed, and instead was eyeraped with a plethora of revolting images, such include: a drawing of 2 creeps giving eachother oral (69) a tweet of some bitch telling other people to grow up because they won't eat her stinking ass pussy, several images of women showing off their enormous plastic tits (i'm literally asexual so this hoe got nothing on me) and more that would probably get this post taken down because it's so bad and fucked up, after i had enough of it, as in i'm completely and utterly sick of having bare butthole and vagina stuck into the camera instead of the things i actually liked, i deleted xitter and moved. (bsky)

tldr; xitter is retarded and full of whores and crybaby toddlers that need to shut the fuck up
move until it's too late and you're a chud

jake: *goes on Twitter*

jake: dude, look at all this disgusting shit!
tommy: bro what the fuck is wrong with this site
jake: time to delete this cesspool of whores and brats i'm fucking done, man!
tommy: you should move to bsky
jake: *moves*
(jake spent the rest of his life not getting brainrotted!) good ending! :D
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈🌞🌞🌞🌞🌈🌈🌴🌴🌴🌷🌷🌷🌟🌟🌟

by prickstabber69420 November 26, 2024

Twitter

The area between the Twat and the Shitter.

Sometimes also referred to as "Biffins Bridge", "The Taint" or "The Gooch"

Friend - "Were you on Twitter with your Mrs last night?"
Guy - "I most certainly was, I #tonguepunchedherinthefartbox for a few hours"

by jbizzle81 December 6, 2019