Twitter

That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}

Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"

by Lill D May 21, 2020

Twitter

An extremely toxic platform. Arguing, controversy and more has come from twitter. A complete wasteland full of toxic people over-using the word "Ratio".

I argued on twitter!

by Meanings behind memes June 24, 2023

Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)

Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.

by weg m January 7, 2013

Twitter Atheist

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.

Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool

by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023

Twitter

A hellish site full of a bunch of idiots who think it's ok to fuck animals, and that kids can consent, Also a bunch of people who find anything offensive

Twitter user: "Guys kids and animals can consent, im a proud zoophile and i thought german luigi was offensive 🤓🤓🤓🤓"

by Ihategachalife May 30, 2022

twitter litter

1: Needless information shared via twitter. Usually disgusting
2: One's twitter followers. Like a litter of cats

1: Urb@dict: tweeting form my toilet. Mexican food is killer
2: She's following 100 people, but her twitter litter's as empty as the movie theatre when Nine came out

by Ellagetsa5again March 7, 2010

Twitter

A website where large quantities of disabled people who think they have important ideas go to whine about shit nobody cares about and "ratio " people, not to dissimilar from urbandictionary.

Disabled Person: Bro this is insert synonym for hateful I'm gonna go write an essay about this on Twitter.
Average Person: Who cares?

by Tibonezone December 21, 2022