twat man

that cunt you really wanna fucking beat up

also acts like an absolute fuckin pleb to hoes and can't eat ass well

oi tom you seen twat man around here gonna fucking beat his headin the cunt

by metrodruid April 17, 2019

Hot twat

A girl who messes around with multiple guys and her vagina smells so bad to the point that it’s almost hot in temperature a.k.a hot twat.

“Yeah bro she’s a hot twat, she was with everyone last night”

by DatKng October 14, 2019

wasabi twat

A vagina of a used up woman. The discharge is green like wasabi and when their unsuspecting next victim is done having their fun...they feel the burn!!

My neighbor charges a small fee to enter her wasabi twat! Have fun fellas...hope you have insurance!!

by Bee_n_Bee September 11, 2019

sizzling twat

A twat so amazing that it sizzles. A lady known to live in Temecula, CA and be a member of the most exclusive club in town. She likes to go to Palm Springs every summer, break cups, eat sandwiches in the Jacuzzi and lounge in her active wear. She is awesome and amazing, hilarious beyond compare. She is loyal and generous, and her farts smell like angel kisses. She can be clumsy and fall down stairs and break things. She can cannonlog the shit out of a pool. Her laugh can be a cackle you hear in your dreams or nightmares. She can be a clean eating super freak or eat Twinkies for breakfast. She likes dolphin shaped sex toys and has a gag reflex like a baby eating solids for the first time. She can make chainsaw noises like a mother fucker and take out a cactus with her toes. She will dry hump a pool noodle, be freakishly strong and known to have a clean shaven snatch like stamped concrete. Also answers to the name Cookie Killjoy, Virginia, Mime, Sweet Tea, Cannonlog, Chainsaw, Fluffy, Tiki Tiki and Cactus Dawn.

Hey have you heard of those Sizzling Twats? Those bitches are bad ass. I want to be a member of that group!

by Fluffy Orange Princess January 13, 2018

twat meister

A player, ladykiller, chick hound.

Look at the twat meister, he shoots , he scores , she's sore

by words4play March 23, 2017

shit-twat

A person that talks shit (negative, diarrhea of the mouth, smart ass statements) and that is a pussy (chicken shit, runs away as soon someone ones to beat their ass for running their mouth). A pussy that talks shit.

That shit-twat is always lingering around stirring trouble. Tell that shit-twat you want to kick their ass and they will magically disappear.

by liveonce March 24, 2017

Twat salad

A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.

Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.

by Cincio April 8, 2017