hardcore spooning

Spooning so hard your cock accidentally slides in.

Bro!! Me and my chick were hardcore spooning last night! I didn't even know that that shit exsisted.

by TurnoNegro March 25, 2016

tit-spooned

The act of inadvertently thrusting a spoon into the breast of a small humpback whale.

Why did Johanna have to get tit-spooned?!

by Babatunde Chichwa April 27, 2011

Spoon

A really stupid person

Louise you friggin spoon.

by xh_wn December 10, 2021

indian spoon

A sexual act between two individuals where both parties mix fecal matter, and other various bodily fluids that may include blood, semen, pee, discharge, etc. onto a spoon and take turns feeding it to each other.

Want to feed each other an Indian Spoon when we have sex tonight?

by luvsins4smegma January 17, 2025

Broken Spoon

A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.

Guy - "Yo I had the worst Broken Spoon last night"

by Billbert4000 December 12, 2019

Spooky spoon

Ur worst nightmare

PersonA:spooky spoon is coming
PersonB:(craps themselves)

by Noitcere March 28, 2020

Spoon

best debater ever and best jjk scaler ever uwu

"hey,have you heard about spoon,i heard he beat jesus in a debate!"

by cumcumcumcucm123123123 June 27, 2021