HARRY JONS

harry jons is a type of short person that would subjectively be the size of your toe

'omg you look so harry jons today!'

by sussyrooze July 24, 2021

Kevin Harris

A very sweet, caring, family orintated guy who’s family is always first priority to him. Very competitive. And great at everything he does. But more importantly, Kevin is a large size man child who yells a lot probably to compensate for a small penis at least that’s how most kevin harris’ are. A synonym for Kevin Harris is Krzysztof Olszewski or Ted O.

Friend 1 “Man why are you acting like this?”
Friend 2 “Acting like what bro?”
Friend 1 “You’re acting like a cunt, you’re being a Kevin Harris.”

by Wayne the Payne September 1, 2019

harry dodsworth

he is a special little gigachad who loves cock but will never say.

harry dodsworth loves gigachad giggity cock

by jikolp December 7, 2022

pulling a harry

randomly becoming nice for no reason at all

jeez, paulis is pulling a harry right now by offering us wedding gifts

by anonym_7036527 April 4, 2021

harry culpan

the best ever and great at sex he's handsome, cunning, cute, hot, massive penis, and can get with all girls. He can get with any girl but he chooses not to, he's faithful and loyal and would never cheat, he has a flirtatious personality so his girlfriend is always unsure, but he gives her security by give them surprises and lots of hugs from behind. When he's not in a relationship he's in with at least 3 different girls.

person1:i love harry culpan he's the best boyfriend
person2:yea but he flirts with others
person1: yea but i love him and he loves me

by harry's the best November 12, 2019

King Harris

A waste of space bitch who can’t get a pull, usually gets his girl stolen and can’t jump fences or gates.

Is that king harris ?

Yeah stay the fuck away from that greasy mongo.

by king harris 32 July 20, 2023

Harry Middleton

Trogladyte cretin with ginger hair and a shit trim like that small scottish don out of Brave. Likes having nights out with Mr.Snelling and the boys, and is a sucker for a ketty wobbler.

That's a Harry Middleton right there, he's scratching his arse and sniffing it!

by Salvador Dali if he was EDL February 7, 2022