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tiger woods y'all

From the fuckpuddle that was Chris Rock's cinematic career (see also: your usual Wanda Sykes appearance) in Down to Earth, the character Lance Barton played by Chris Rock proclaims his newly-bestowed wealth by shouting "Tiger Woods Y'all!" It can be used to indicate a biracial condition, being annoying as thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket on the golf course, promoting Buick automobiles, wearing red shirts on Sundays and more. Ever since his infamous car crash in November 2009, the term can now be used in relation to sexual infidelity, sexual promiscuity and sex therapy.

For expressional clarity, is often followed by quotes from the Chappelle Show's masterful treatment of the legendary Rick James in 'Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories.'
After getting nowhere with the bitches at the sorority party last weekend, I decided to buy some new clothes, get a haircut and pretend like I had money. This time, I'm gonna show up, kick the door in and shout "tiger woods y'all - it's a celebration bitches!"

My roommates bet my black ass I couldn't get with this twat from South Carolina because she's racist. Once I got her back to my dorm room and ravaged her Confederate cunt, I opened the window and shouted into the quad "tiger woods y'all!"

After sinking the last putt and winning the bet, I obnoxiously yelled "tiger woods, y'all - I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time!"
by kridk March 12, 2011
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tiger

a horney sex animal who is often trying to get laid
by KicKaK May 13, 2005
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tiger bite

When a tiger bites you
"Did you see that bite Josh had?"
"Yeah, a tiger bit him, it's a tiger bite"
by door knob February 1, 2008
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Tiger Woods

The act of pulling out a tampon from a girls vagina with your teeth before having sex with her, preferably somewhere lewd like in a car park.
I was so horny last night I did a Tiger Woods on my girlfriend.
by duttysox February 25, 2011
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a tiger woods

When you follow through on your fart with a little diorrhea.
Named because of tiger wood's golf swing.
Mum: Jeez, you shit yourself?
Son: No, just a tiger woods.
Mum: Oh, ok then...
by Benko October 10, 2005
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Tiger-style

When you have sex with your wife and pass along all the STDs you've caught from your affairs, a la Tiger Woods.
Husband, to wife: "Want to do it Tiger-style tonight?"
Wife: "What is that? Like doggie-style?"
Husband: "No -- we have sex and you catch all the diseases my cocktail waitress girlfriend gave me last month."
by KevinMF January 5, 2010
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Cum Tagger

A deragotory insult, usually implying that the recipient is a homosexual.
by Throbbin P. Ness June 20, 2006
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