The Mandela Effect

Contrary to popular belief. The Mandela Effect has nothing to do with time travel or multiple alternate universes colliding.

The Mandela Effect is the recollection of events that never occured. (eg: Shazaam featuring Sinbad. It was actually Kazaam featuring Shaq.)

The name of the phenomena is derived from the belief that mandela died in 1991 in prison.

"Remember Sinbad in Shazaam? No. It never existed. It's the Mandela Effect"

by Jon Jonns July 31, 2017

The manager

Karen's alleged best friend

Karen: I want to speak to the manager!

by BooplyBoopleyBooty June 17, 2019

The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube Horror series created by Alex Kister. Whenever I watch it, I get nightmares and wet bedsheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is absolutely terrifying.

by The ObéSter October 30, 2021

Gurshane the mane

a person who hates shrek likes memes has friends but gets triggered easily at them. very gullible so can be finessed easily. plays a lot of sports. is pretty good at four square. likes to yell out esketit!!!! and always are mad when you talk about bananas.

Gurshane the mane is there when you feel shame sike nigga ya thought!

by ur homeboy February 20, 2018

swimming with the manatees

A euphemism for gay sex with demonstrably larger men

He went swimming with the manatees last weekend

by SpillyMcDeez August 18, 2016

Dog in the Manger

One who withholds something from someone that's useless to himself.

A dog in a manger who prevents a cow from eating even though the dog has no use for cowfeed.

by Methid Man December 15, 2004

The mandela catalogue

LITERALLY THE SCARIEST FUCKING ANALOG HORROR SERIES MADE BY ALEX KISTER ON YOUTUBE MY PPANTS ARE SOAKED IN PISS

"ayo have you seen the mandela catalogue"
"no i heard that shit scary"
"i literally pissed myself 4 times watching the first episode"

by geoom January 26, 2022