alabama standoff

Mutual hand jobs while staring each other in the eyes. First to finish loses.

Seen two homeless guys arguing over a donut. I, being the problem solver I am, suggested the Alabama Standoff. Sometimes guns aren't the answer.

by Lemmy Pumpendump October 30, 2022

Gay Standoff

When 2 guys make dead eye contact while jerking off to each other, whoever cums first loses

Hey bro wanna have a gay standoff?

by Reed07 March 6, 2023

The Standing O

A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.

Since we’re painting the ceiling, do you want to do The standing O on this ladder?

by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023

Fuck stand

The woman lies on your back with her legs raised and folded over so she ankles are on either side of her head, while the man squats and dips their penis or toy in and out of her vagina.

Yeah we watched Love Island and I totally gave her the ‘fuck stand’ special.

by Deenextdoor June 12, 2023

Low standards

Having no self respect and accepting anything regardless of quality. For example, dating a person who you know is a total jerk but you still want to be with them even though you know they're not good for you.

-Did you know that Patricia is dating Michael, that disgusting creep?

-Yeah dude, she has very low standards

by grossm4nn June 26, 2023

Derek Standard Time

Derek Standard Time (DST) is a time warp deviation of the time scale that society has come to accept as normal. The DST zone operates in a mathematical variation of 1.33x to 2.4x slower than standard time.

"Yes we are going to leave here in 20 minutes (an hour and a half Derek Standard Time), and go to the party.

by FleshSpearThrustin August 2, 2023

The Thriller Standard

Where fans, various music review sources and others use the Thriller Album to compare it to all other Michael Jackson's musical works and CD/album releases.

A review system of using the musical compositions on the original Thriller album released on November 30, 1982 to judge how great MJ's other works should be, knowing that other works will never live up to what that album was able to do musically, lyrically and for the music industry as a whole.

MJ's latest CD release is a hodge podge of garbage his producers need to get back to The Thriller Standard.

The Thriller Standard is the only standard for me.

The Bad Album only sold 30 million copies worldwide, MJ was off his game he can't touch the Thriller Standard.

by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE December 18, 2010