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Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.
Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season
by Holidays4men August 21, 2024
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seasoned

to be seasoned is the act of being 'jizzed' or 'ejaculated' on.
"Hey girl, did you get seasoned last night?"
"Yeah, all down my body"
by thosefunnykidsatitagain July 23, 2016
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seasonable

a new word creation from the mouth of hector
a cross between reasonable and seasonal
"it's seasonable outside"
by ChikeePants April 4, 2008
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beef season

The time of the year when ameture body builders attempt to reconstruct their flabby asses in the gym with excessive protein shakes and loud and obnoxious remarks about their new "accumulation of "gains".
Joe: I'm going to the gym!
Tony: why?
Joe: it's beef season!
by Kevin money December 30, 2014
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Jobless Reincarnation Season 3

WOOOOOAH! WHAT!? THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN DOES IT!? WOOOOOOOOOAH!!! Please tell me that that is some kind of premonition that he is trying to avoid or something NO WAY!
Hym "I gotta pick up Jobless Reincarnation season 3 back up because there is no fucking way the spoilers are real! Ooooooooh no! Oooooooooh man! That does not bode well for whoever that is about! We all know I'm Man-God but that other guy is getting cooked. Cooked and shook! Shaked and Baked! That is wild!"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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sex season

a time our year where sex is highly desirable
“yo, it’s sex season bois”

“did you get some sauce last night” “of course it’s sex season!”
by kweensauce November 19, 2019
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Seasoning searchers

White boys who like girls of colour.

(whites boys don't season their food so they are looking for some flavoring hence the "seasoning")
James (white boy) likes Jasmine (Indian girl) , therfore James is a seasoning searchers.

(yes this very stereotypical but I'm sorry it was funny to me and my cousins)
by Diyajal P May 25, 2024
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